This post may scare off some of those easily disgusted men out there who think we women have nothing but a hole down there.
Reasons I hate the Vaj Doctor:
1. It really is like paying for bad sex. I mean come on, they shove a blue dildo like thing up there, they squeeze your boobs for lumps, THEN they shove 2 fingers up there.
2. That little paper vest does NOT make you feel clothed even in the slightest.
3. That clicking sound you hear when that blue dildo thing is jammed up there is worse than hearing the drill at the dentist because you know what’s coming next.
4. The Q-Tip that reaches all the way to your cervix is probably the weirdest feeling in the world. I can’t even describe it. It goes all the way up to an inside you just never want to reach.
5. The Stirrups. Those damn stirrups.
On top of that, my doctor told me I could get dressed while she was in there if I didn’t mind because she wanted to explain why she was going to have blood work done… Of course I don’t want to get dressed while she’s in there! Who asks that!? I thought it would be rude to kick out the woman that just saw everything anyways, so I spent the next 5 minutes struggling to put my clothes on while trying not to flash her and trying to stay covered with that stupid paper vest.
Her hands were freezing too.
Hilariously Ever After 